jamster
Really STUPID COMMERCIALS THAT APPEAR ABOUT 3000 TIMES A DAY ON MTV ALONE AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Larry: Hey dude listen to my Jamster Ring t-Bob: (fires magnum at larry)
View Articleinsomnia
Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to...
View Articlegrandpa
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.All they gotta do is act...
View ArticleSNL turds
No such word, only reason you're looking here is because some person with no personality can't laugh at funny things/people. SNL Turds? Hmm I don't know what you're talking about, go watch your...
View ArticleHalo nerds
People who think they're bad ass when they capture a flag or plant a bomb in halo 2 online. Some nerds don't brag but some just fucking breath in the microphone or have their cher record playing in...
View Articlesaturday night live
A great skit comedy show that started in 1975 and is on today. It was hilarious up until 2000 or so when the comedy just became dull. Alot of great actors and comedians got famous through SNL; Chris...
View Articlepeace
Something that seems so hard to reach because everyone has a different view of it. Peace means to be even, safe, no fighting, killing. Sometimes peace can only be achieved by death of those who...
View Articlegeico
I don't know how their insurance is but I love their commercials. Honestly among the dumbass Mcdonalds commercials, tampax ads, jamster and cingular, Geico commercials are the highlight of tv ads....
View Articleisraeli army
Contrary to idioty belief, the Israeli army are not terrorists or killers. They protect their country just like any other. They are the 3rd best army in the world due to sheer size and ability with...
View Articlelate night tv
Good old shows come out... usually... Dude, fresh prince is on nick at nite!
View Articlewhite man
Me. I am a white man, I goto work, I got many friends of different ethinicities. Oh I forgot I am caucasian. I guess I am a white man! I am a white man, not an evil person... you want an evil man go...
View ArticleI love you dude
Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay. Bob: (gives ted a beer)Ted: I love you dude.Bob: word mayn
View Articlemovies
One of Gods gifts to man. They can make you cry, laugh, horny, tired, excited, scared and more. Without movies this world wouldn't be as good. Bob: I love movies.Jim: Me to.Bob: Let's go watch Road...
View ArticlePenis Battler
A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age. Many have trid to...
View Articledisability
A defect usually. Disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. They range from Paralyzation, Down Syndrome, Autism, ADD, and many, many more. Not all...
View Articlebed
synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long
View Articlebed
Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person He is so hot, I would love to bed him.
View ArticleSalty
adjective describing someone who is bitter about something After her boy dumped her she was totally salty.
View Articlepower rangers
Good Show till after around the third season. It's about a group of people who fight evil people with mean looking faces!! Anyone notice how the first yellow ranger was asian and the black ranger was...
View Articlelaguna beach
1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.2....
View Articletalking shit
1. Just bull shitting around with words and saying crap you dont really mean.2. Insulting someone. 1. Jeff: Man ima marry queen elizabeth, she's a milf!Ted: Quit talkin shit man.2. Jeff: Ted you suck...
View Articlejesus christ
"Daniel (11:14) speaks of those who will “raise themselves up to establish the vision, but they shall stumble.” As Maimonides writes, “is there any greater stumbling then Jesus’ endeavor? All the...
View Articleyeehaw
If you're southern, got a little redneck in you or you're happy you can say YEEHAW! Bill: Here's your lottery winnings, all 1 bachillion gazillion of it!Will: YEEHAW!
View Articlenerd talk
I consider nerd talk to be leet or any other really annoying nerdy looking talk. Billy: OMGZORZ U TOOKZOR MY MONEYZOR!Bob: Uhh, SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD BOY, GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!
View ArticleRvB
Short for Red vs Blue, comedy movies made by rooster teeth productions using halo. Qoute from episode 14:Sarge: They're definitely special ops, I haven't seen troops move this way since my days...
View Articleracism
Everyone does it, no one wants it. Most of the worlds suffering is due to racism. Jim: That nigger over there is probably going to mug me.Bob: Why you gotta be racist man?
View Articleamerican idol
A show most people watch for the chance to see people you want to insult get insulted by critics. Some contestents don't deserve to be insulted but 90% of them should be slapped for thinking sing....
View Article400,000 pounds of fuel
a shitload of fuel, perhaps (falls off a cliff into a lake that smells like gas) WHOA I JUST FOUND WHAT MUST BE 400,000 POUNDS OF FUEL!
View Articleinternet bad ass
A nerd who plays online games and acts tough. If you piss him off he will probably say he could take you in real life and ask for your address incase he wins the lottery in which case he'll have to...
View Articlescrub
Really lame and out of date word similar to Da bomb. It means a poser type person. Popularized by the TLC song, now it's only used by people who think the year is 2000. Joe: He's a scrub.Bob: And...
View ArticleFahrenheit 911
A movie made by michael moore to use people who were affected by 9/11 or the iraq war against bush. A huge number of things moore said in this movie were complete and utterly false. If you hate bush,...
View ArticleJesus
The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived....
View ArticleAhhhh
When all other words fail or no other words will work, just yell ahhhh and you will be saved. Billy: (kiss's John)John: ....AHHHH
View Articlekyke
1. A fish2. A derogatory term for a Jewish person. 1. Lets go kyke fishing.2. Bob: You're a kyke.Jeff: (shoots bob in the ass)
View Articlethe passion of the christ
I saw it, I hated it. 90% of the movie is just beatings and Jesus walking his cross to its resting point. What a waste of time. (Mel Gibson thinking) Hmm, if i make a really bloody movie, starring...
View ArticleJewish Jumping Beans
A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke. Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.
View Articlethat's jewish
A racist way of saying, "that's cheap. Mainly used among adolescent teens on online games. Billy: Man that guy is being jewish with that ultra gun!Jeff: Can you be anymore stupid?
View ArticleMetrotard
from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an...
View Articlejack-in-the-box
One of the best fast food restraunts out there. An actual clean restraunt other than hardees or mcdonalds. They make quality food. Im gonna get me a chicken fajita pita from jack in the box.
View Articleburger king
A burger place I haven't eaten in for 5 years. Their fries have been remade several times and they still suck. Their burgers suck too aside from a few. Burger king sucks, their new commercials with a...
View Articlexbox 360
A new gaming console coming soon from microsoft. It resembles a pc. I saw the 30 minute preview about xbox 360 on mtv and it showed me how rich bill gates is to have paid 100 celebs to stand around...
View Articlehyundai
A korean car company. I don't care much for them cept that tiburon is a mighty fine looking car. Get in the car, now.
View Articleviva la bam
Fucking funny show similar to jackass but not quite as good. Still great though. Stars bam margera, his friends, his parents and his crazy giberish speaking uncle Don Vito. Bam: Hey vito is that your...
View Articlefurries
People who like to be in animal outfits better than not. Some of them like to have sex and do other sexual like things while being costumed up. Bob: nayyyyyyyyyJenny: meowwwwwwww
View Articleisrael
A country known to have many religious establishments and landmarks. Everyone fights over the country because everyone wants its land. Jews aren't the only people who inhabit Israel, alot of...
View Articlerecliner
Something every man wants, fuck sitting next to people. Hand over the La-Z-Boy recliner and no one loses a limb!
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